Dear Poppy
Just a few weeks ago my gay cousin that I had not seen in over 5 years moved back here from college from the east coast. And I feel guilty that I catch myself checking him out. To make matters worse I took him to the local gay hangouts to help him get socially situated but became jealous when he made a bunch of friends, especially a possible boyfriend. Poppy, is it wrong to feel this way for him?
Sincerely,
Gene Pool Invader
Dear Gene Pool Invader
Before our readers judge you and point fingers at you while simultaneously make fun of the square states, let’s clarify one thing: we all have that relative that makes us think twice about our cultural taboos. Sometimes we find it kinky, sometimes we find it funny (like that Friends episode where David Schwimmer’s character Ross hits on his cousin who was played by the hormone-inducing-actress Denise Richards) while other times we admonish ourselves in the fantasies. And sometimes you just hate them because they’re twice as good looking at you. I was just consoling my Gay Henchman for this the other day. I have seen GH’s family tree and let me tell you: the gene pool was a little contaminated when he was fished from it. But GH’s issues with looks is a different story, let’s say we move onto yours?
No I don’t think you should feel bad about liking your cousin. I think it’s admirable that you cross the taboo to even talk about it and give me permission to post it. Poppy Montage doesn’t like to judge and so I’d like to say once again that I don’t think you should feel bad about your attractions. Now that doesn’t mean that Poppy approves of incest—so don’t go calling the More (pronounced “moh-ray”) Police on me just yet.
Now to answer that part of the question: the jealous part is natural yes, but do keep in mind that you did that on your own. You shouldn’t keep him to yourself. He’s a grown man and needs social interaction just like any other diva. Would you like to play the part of the gay ogre? Besides you’ve got your own life to look forward to… unless of course you think you’re useless in this society, but that’s another letter you need to write to me. But be happy for him and for yourself.
And don’t be silly hun, what were you thinking? Those silly homos are naturally drawn to a social life just as they are drawn to a penis… let alone a gay bar! He’s a big boy. As much as he is probably thankful, he probably didn’t need your help. But good for you with helping your (to what I’m sure) your sexy cousin! Most of the jealous relatives usually get angry or thwart them. I recently came across a friend of mine who actually admitted to sabotaging her cousin’s moisturizer with feminine wash.
Just a few weeks ago my gay cousin that I had not seen in over 5 years moved back here from college from the east coast. And I feel guilty that I catch myself checking him out. To make matters worse I took him to the local gay hangouts to help him get socially situated but became jealous when he made a bunch of friends, especially a possible boyfriend. Poppy, is it wrong to feel this way for him?
Sincerely,
Gene Pool Invader
Dear Gene Pool Invader
Before our readers judge you and point fingers at you while simultaneously make fun of the square states, let’s clarify one thing: we all have that relative that makes us think twice about our cultural taboos. Sometimes we find it kinky, sometimes we find it funny (like that Friends episode where David Schwimmer’s character Ross hits on his cousin who was played by the hormone-inducing-actress Denise Richards) while other times we admonish ourselves in the fantasies. And sometimes you just hate them because they’re twice as good looking at you. I was just consoling my Gay Henchman for this the other day. I have seen GH’s family tree and let me tell you: the gene pool was a little contaminated when he was fished from it. But GH’s issues with looks is a different story, let’s say we move onto yours?
No I don’t think you should feel bad about liking your cousin. I think it’s admirable that you cross the taboo to even talk about it and give me permission to post it. Poppy Montage doesn’t like to judge and so I’d like to say once again that I don’t think you should feel bad about your attractions. Now that doesn’t mean that Poppy approves of incest—so don’t go calling the More (pronounced “moh-ray”) Police on me just yet.
Now to answer that part of the question: the jealous part is natural yes, but do keep in mind that you did that on your own. You shouldn’t keep him to yourself. He’s a grown man and needs social interaction just like any other diva. Would you like to play the part of the gay ogre? Besides you’ve got your own life to look forward to… unless of course you think you’re useless in this society, but that’s another letter you need to write to me. But be happy for him and for yourself.
And don’t be silly hun, what were you thinking? Those silly homos are naturally drawn to a social life just as they are drawn to a penis… let alone a gay bar! He’s a big boy. As much as he is probably thankful, he probably didn’t need your help. But good for you with helping your (to what I’m sure) your sexy cousin! Most of the jealous relatives usually get angry or thwart them. I recently came across a friend of mine who actually admitted to sabotaging her cousin’s moisturizer with feminine wash.
Ew.
Until then,
Poppy C.U. Montage
Until then,
Poppy C.U. Montage
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