Lesbian Friend: Let me ask you something.
Gay Henchman: Go for it.
Lesbian Friend: Do straight guys ever grab each other there?
Gay Henchman: Yeah, all the time. Don't you remember {he mentioned many straight friends who were notorious for playing the penis game]
Lesbian Friend: But is it normal when one of them comes up to them, carresses it, and goes "haha made you hard!"
Gay Henchman: (laughs, when he told me about this, in the same manner that his lesbian friend did, I too responded with a hearty laugh) Um. No.
After sending my Gay Henchman to hunt his Lesbian Friend down to get permission to publish this I finally typed up a quick response.
Yes, heterosexual males do engage in homoerotic behavior--especially this anatomical rendition of "capture the flag". In fact it's something between a cross of showing affection that's masked with masculinity. Dogs do it when they're sniffing each other's buts. Atheletes do it when they're slapping each other's firm asses. Guys in the shower in the gym do it by congratulating each other's physique--oh no wait that's not one. But making a comment pertaining to an erection OR any sensual act that involving "stroking", "petting", or "carressing" is no longer homoerotic behavior. In fact it's entering softcore gay porn. It's also an automatic conviction to being a bicurious resident of homo-ville. So welcome, future flaming citizen!
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