So You Want To Write To Poppy Eh?

So you want to put me to work, eh? It’s fine because quite frankly I really don’t have anything else better to do. You’re more than welcome! But I do have to let you know of a few ground rules before you write to me.

1) Privacy is respected whether you like it or not. I am so protective of your privacy that I won’t even open your emails around people. I try to value confidentiality issues of my readers/writers. Even when I go seek advice from others your identity shall be priority. So yes I will talk about your problems, but they will never know who it’s from.
2) You must have a sense of humor. Although my advice tends to be lengthy and chock full of information, I do not want to put you to sleep. So please don’t take my sarcasm/ passive aggression personal.
3) Not everyone’s questions will get posted. I’m only one person and there are A LOT of you. Poppy Montage also has a day job as well. However have no fear, I still will try to answer your letters.
4) If your post does get posted, you will be given a codename. This is decided by me of course… unless you choose one for yourself. But just to let you know, “BigcockXX” or “TittyJock” or any names within those lines are already taken… by me.
5) It’s a great idea to tell me a little about you. Your description may also give me information on how to come up with a solution to your problem. Ditto for when you give me a detailed explanation of your inquiry. But expect me to reply with more questions. I’m nosy that way.
6) Your inquiry will be edited. Yeah I know what you’re thinking “why give you so much information when it will be edited anyway?” Really, it’s just for space purposes….
7) Be patient. Poppy Montage has a day job (several in fact) and I will try to respond to your emails as soon as I can.

If you’re emailing me about sharing some tips and tricks on daily life, or places to go to in Los Angeles, the rules are a little different.

1) You will be credited for them. In other words, privacy doesn’t apply (unless you say so) because I think if you give me a good idea/place to eat I think you should receive credit for them. Unless of course I had a bad experience with the establishment, then we’ll talk more on this.
2) I will visit the establishment of interest as soon as I lose the pounds I have gained from the last recommended place or have acquired enough income to eat out. Don’t get offended when there is a different recommended place. That just means that it’s usually a place that was recommended to be by someone else once upon a time.
3) Tell me about you and the establishment. This will not get posted, but I would at least like to know how you found this place, what you usually do there, an estimated range of expense (Momma Montage doesn’t want to be doing the dishes… again!)

Oh and so write to me:
Poppy_Montage@yahoo.com