Welcome to Ask Poppy Montage!
So we've moved! So what's the reason why we moved? Expansion, my little darlings! I'd like to think of myself as the actual poppy plant: red, beautiful, intoxicating if harvested correctly, and considered a weed in most gardens! Besides there's not much traffic at Vox. And even though it's such a lovely site (especially with its own delightful Poppy theme!) I think this site's got more traffic. Who knows, maybe when it's time expand I'll move onto bigger oceans. For now, this poppy-colored goldfish likes this fish bowl!
Also I'd like to mention that over my brief hiatus, I managed to snatch myself a henchman! He's a lovely goon, in fact he's my lovely little gay goon. For those readers who think that Poppy Montage is a boss who publicly harasses her employees, think again--I do that in private! It leaves less incriminating psychological marks and it conditions them that I'm the boss! Muahahahaha! But all kidding aside, without him, I would have never been able to think up of new ideas on how this site will take off. Besides, what more can I want? I am after all hoping to attract a gay population... why not have some credibility and acquire actual gay men to help me get down to the nitty gritty? Besides, without my gay henchmen Poppy Montage gets a little lonely--and he better enjoy himself in my company with the salary and perks I give him. Although I do have to stress upon him that he learns to be fiscally responsible with the rough economic times approaching.
And how would you do that? Simple, find someone richer and mooch off of them. Kidding.
Until Next Time!
Poppy Montage!
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